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violent138 · 7 months ago

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Batman & Co. trying to deal with an Arkham breakout when the Batmobile screeches onto the scene and runs over the main, juiced up lunatic they're struggling to take out.

Batman:

Robin:

Batgirl:

Red Robin: *checking crushed guy's pulse* "He's alive!"

Red Hood: *clambering out of vehicle*

Batman: "Are you-- what the hell did you do?"

Robin, quietly: "Something effective. For once."

Red Hood: "Oh my goodness how'd that fucking happen? Come on, stop looking at me like that, the car has an autopilot." *pats the top of the car*

Batman: *knocking out another escapee* "Just drive him to the hospital."

Red Hood, saluting once and climbing back into the car while Red Robin loads the guy in.

*Batmobile loudly screeches back and takes out another guy*

#It must be said that Bruce would totally use this trick (non lethally) but bitches about it regardless #Because he's...#Batman #Blame the autopilot #Batfam incorrect quotes #Batfam #Batfanon #Jason todd #Red Hood #Batfamily #personal

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wishfulsketching · 6 months ago

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Silco and his terror of a daughter

#my art #sketchy sketch #arcane #silco #jinx #jinx and silco #silco would give jinx everything he owns and more #and that would make things worse #silco the makeup expert because he gotta use good and safe products on his own face #thats my queue to leave #silco is the worst best dad #just like jinx is the worst best daughter

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kensatou · 5 months ago

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good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome

quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ終わった終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~

also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience

#'this is my old man yaoi masterpiece' <3333 #soooooo cute she is SO excited and pleased about it and so giddily interacting with international fans about it #and marvelling to japanese fans like: did you guys know about this??? old man yaoi \o\ \o/#psttt michiru-sensei you want to do a severance doujinshi soooo bad. please.#meanwhile foul thing from jp twitter this week is the man boasting about how he made deepfake p*rn of his girlfriend's best friend #because he couldn't stop thinking about her #and also he thought he was being such a Good Boyfriend he actually told his girlfriend about it #and he was furious she was furious #he was like women........ i'm doing this for the good of our relationship but women never understand our (men's) sacrifices #you know all those doombait articles about how japan is going to go extinct #maybe that should happen.#anyway. let old man yaoi heal you until then.#michiru sonoo #manga #yaoi #twitter #old man yaoi #queer #gay #long post #lgbt #japan #japanese

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swan2swan · 1 year ago

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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

#the ship overall is C to A tier #but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A #titan ae #titan a.e.#cale #akima #it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space #that would be enough that's a point there #then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING #sharing their food #that's another one #and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself #so that's a third point #and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point #and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point #and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD #which is a SIXTH point #and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him #IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO #do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin #they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH #fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH

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blueskittlesart · 7 days ago

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every time you he/him kris in my comments another one of these spawns on my computer

#also INCREDIBLY telling that everyone is defaulting to he/him now because that was NOT the case with frisk <3 <3 lmfao #honestly i might start defaulting to a skirt on kris. if only to stop this shit from happening constantly #deltarune #skribbles

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idcaboutart · 7 months ago

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all that remained were fields of dreamless solitude

only you can show me this

#jayvik #arcane #do you think he kept talking to him for years and years #and discussing the ideas like they used to but he never answered #do you think jayce still has some life to him because he wasn't alone there all this time

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ffverr · 7 months ago

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Leaks of the cut scenes from the team up preparation !!

Source: trust me

#i just know they dressed up together because none of the other firelights or zaunites were dressed in any specific way lmfaoo #he helped her build the ballon!!#c'mon!#ekko #jinx #timebomb #arcane #arcane spoilers

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archi-pelago · 8 months ago

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maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.

#my version of a happy ending au #mouthwashing #captain curly #mouthwashing anya #anya #curly #my art #considering this game takes place in a hellscape #i imagine one of the other horrifying angles for anya was that she might not even have the rights to abort the wound #so i like to think. curly. thinking he's going to die anyway. just takes all of the medical bills from his crew #because if he lives then he'll spend his life paying it all off #and if he dies. then he takes the burden with him #but him and anya are horrible horrible parallels now. and they cant NOT care about each other #he'll turn himself into the horse. he'll be the beast of burden. anything he said. anything #and for once he actually means it.

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batman-katflap · 2 months ago

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10 year old Dick: "Bruce, when you get married, can I be the best man?"

Bruce: "Of course, chum."

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12 year old Dick: "Hey Clark, do you think when you get married, I can be your best man?"

Clark: "I don't see why not."

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25 year old Dick: "In my defence, I had no way of knowing you'd end up marrying each other."

#dick somehow being best men for both his dads at their wedding because he was planning way ahead #superbat #bruce wayne #clark kent #dick grayson

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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beastwhimsy · 1 month ago

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this is moonlit mane but her TRUE PACK NAME is FIERCE FANG and one day the wolves will howl for her and she'll run to them and they'll accept her into their pack just you wait and see <- fierce fang does not yet understand that she lives in aotearoa, which famously has absolutely zero wolves

#funniest part. she lives in neigh zealand. 0 wolves. none #I ADORE HER. MY VERY NEUROTIC NORMAL HORSE #mlp #my little pony #mlp oc #she's 1/4 batpony that's why she has fangs. her dad filed his fangs down because he's HASHTAG NORMAL

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girldraki · 1 year ago

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